*phone/radio static and slower*
Welcome to my circus
where animals roam wild and free.
Welcome to my circus
your panics and fears come here to be.
*circus music intro/ tempo picks up*
Welcome to my circus
take a look around.
There’s overwhelming lights galore,
and peanuts on the ground.
Go past this tent and you will find
nightmares waiting in a line, *spoke*
such wonderful monstrosities
all waiting their own turn! (HA)
Welcome to your very own
unique personal h**l,
we take pride in how we do things here
we hope we do them well.
Don't tell us if you have complaints
if you couldn't tell we ain't no saints.
So enjoy your time in our circus!
(or don't) *clown laugh* (HA HA HA)
Go past this door and on your left
are phobias taking a quick rest,
and if your bored of all the fun
watch and awful shows full re-run.
Relax relax its not that bad
we just show what's in your head,
you gave us our own ammunition
now step back and watch the demolition.
Welcome to your very own
unique personal h**l,
we take pride in how we do things here
we hope we do them well.
Don't tell us if you have complaints
if you couldn't tell we ain't no saints.
So enjoy your time in our circus!
(or don't) *clown laugh* (HA HA HA)
But since we’re nice we’ll let you leave
so go on, pull a Dorothy.
Kill a witch and click your heels,
go home and ask was the circus real?
